when you take a good selfie but it gets no notes
pink is countries britain has invaded
All right we were a young country everyone has trouble growing up everyone has rebellious stages some countries skateboarded and didn’t listen to their mothers and we just happened to go for world domination everyone’s different
"Is fat really the worst thing a human being can be? Is fat worse than vindictive, jealous, shallow, vain, boring, evil, or cruel? Not to me."-J. K. Rowling (via rsvnr)
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not
I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS
Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw
TOO MUCH SHIT GOING ON. TOO MANY PAPERS DUE. TOO MANY TESTS TO PREPARE FOR. STAB ME. WITH A FORK. A PLASTIC FORK. GENTLY.
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer